♪Crinkling your eyes, you smile sweetly.♪
♪The way you run to me is lovely.♪
♪Your mouth corners are upturned. Your smile is remarkable.♪
♪How come you happen to see me embarrassed?♪
♪Summer isn't more romantic than the moment I met you.♪
♪Have I shown you romance or warmth?♪
♪My love for you stands the test of time.♪
♪I believe in eternity because of you.♪
♪I would risk my life to protect you, my source of courage.♪
♪You give me a sense of security by being at my side.♪
♪I love everything you have given me.♪
♪Together, we make a sweet love story.♪
=The Love Equations=
(Previously on Episode 1)
I'm Zhao Fanzhou from the Student Union of Nanfang University.
I'm here to pick you up back to the campus.
It's me.
Masterpieces of world literature?
Stop watching it.
I didn't see the first part clearly. Wait a moment.
Wait.
My hair gets tangled with the umbrella rib.
Could you please help me with it?
(Episode 2: The Military Training Adventures)
At ease!
Hello, everyone!
My name is Zhao Fanzhou. I'm a sophomore.
In this year's military training,
I will take charge of...
How come we have a training assistant here?
I've heard that some students had conflicts
with their instructors
in last year's military training.
So the school has sent
members of the Student Union to assist in the communication between both sides.
The one taking charge of our formation
is from the Department of Forensic Medicine.
He is the new chairman of the Student Union.
How did you know so much?
Well, I like visiting the forum.
Next,
let's start today's training.
Why is it him again?
What bad luck!
Attention!
Left,
left,
left, right, left.
Clamp your arms.
Keep your forearms horizontal.
I'm dying.
Take care of my parents for me.
I'm dying, too.
Your parents have to fend for themselves.
How about this?
I'll count one, two, three,
and we can fall together.
Wait.
Let me get ready.
Foam at the mouth!
Foaming at the mouth is generally
caused by organophosphorus poisoning or epilepsy.
Which one do you have?
I'm kidding.
I love running.
Running makes me healthy.
Come on.
Come on!
Zhou Xiao, do you know him?
Don't mention it.
It was a nightmare!
Nightmare?
Tao Ling, didn't you take a nap?
What's wrong with you?
How do you think of this sickly look?
You scared me!
You look just like a ghost.
A sick ghost.
Come on.
Let me do the makeup for you,
then we can rest in the dorm together.
No, thanks. Keep it for yourself.
It's ridiculous.
The makeup will be messed up by sweat.
Besides,
if Zhao Fanzhou
finds out,
he will scold me more severely.
So, good luck to you.
Wait.
You can't expect to achieve anything if you risk nothing.
Listen.
Close your eyes.
Let's imagine
that we are lying in bed
and enjoying the cool air
sent out by the air conditioner.
At the same time,
we are eating snacks
like chips,
sweet potato slices,
and an iced watermelon.
What's more,
you can hear the screams of your schoolmates
who are standing under the scorching sun.
Isn't it very enjoyable?
Yes, it is.
Come on, come on.
My mouth is watering already.
So is mine.
Make it redder.
This side.
Wei.
Do you want to join us?
I...
I dare not.
Hey, did you see her eyes?
She doesn't trust my skills, does she?
Look ahead.
What's wrong?
Things are not going as planned.
He should have asked us
if we feel sick.
How can he change the script?
Well, give him a hint.
Okay.
Let's work together.
You provide cover for me.
Okay.
Ouch!
What the hell are you doing?!
It's killing me.
What happened?
Sir,
we've got a stomachache.
We must have eaten something wrong.
And I think we've had heatstroke,
because we feel dizzy.
You ate something wrong?
Just hold the squatting position for a while.
Sir,
Can I go to the toilet?
Zhao Fanzhou.
Sir!
Come here.
The school has repeatedly emphasized
that we should get along well with the students
during the military training.
But the makeup on their faces
is really an insult to my intelligence.
Can you handle this for me?
Sir,
please handle it
according to the military training regulations.
All right.
Listen.
Wash your face clean in ten minutes
and do 30 push-ups!
You supervise them.
Yes, sir!
How can we do 30 push-ups?
By clenching our teeth.
No, I can't do that.
I must draw Zhao Fanzhou over to our side.
Let's work together.
No way.
I shouldn't have listened to you just now.
Wait and see.
Go ahead
if you're ready.
Senior,
can we do fewer push-ups?
We promise
we won't make the same mistake twice.
No, you can't.
Don't be so cruel, please.
I count up to three and you begin.
One,
two,
three.
One.
Two.
Three.
It's break time now.
Where is Zhou Xiao?
Seventeen.
Eighteen.
Nineteen.
I'm dying.
Just kill me.
We're halfway done.
Come on.
If you finish,
the sweet potato slices Luo Wei gave me will be all yours.
I'm really dying.
Even the ginseng fruit
can't save me now.
Can I
do the rest for her?
I'll do the rest for them.
What about 50?
Don't make trouble for me! Go away.
Cai Yasi,
I'm impressed by your appearance.
You really deserve
the computer prize.
Then, I can do a few more for you.
What you're doing
won't help them at all.
Eighteen.
-Don't waste your time. -Nineteen.
Twenty.
Twenty-one.
-We're schoolmates. -Twenty-two.
You don't need to be so strict with them.
Twenty-three.
It's a matter of principle.
-Twenty-four. -Twenty-four.
Twenty-five.
Zhou Xiao,
do you think
they will fight for us?
No boy has ever fought for me before.
Shut up. Count.
Everyone...
Twenty-six.
... gather on the playground immediately.
Twenty-seven.
Everyone,
gather on the playground immediately.
Cai, go back to your formation.
Go!
I'm almost done.
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-nine.
Thirty.
I'm done!
I..
Tao Ling is done, too.
We did it together.
Go back to your formation.
Thank you.
Let's go. Let's go.
Be quick. Get the water.
-Let's go. -See you.
Come on.
Zhou Xiao, Zhou Xiao,
throw it to me.
Come on.
Tao Ling,
put this on my table, please.
Okay.
Where is your hair spray?
Give it to me.
You scared me.
Wei,
spray this
onto the edges of the quilt
and pull them,
then it will be folded into a cube more easily.
Okay.
Xiao,
give Zhu Lu's hair curler to me.
Do you mean this one?
How to put it in?
Let's squeeze it in.
Can you help me?
Is it Okay?
Xiao,
what about my hair straightener?
There is no place to hide it.
Well...
Coming!
I'll get it.
What should I do?
Me?
Good evening, sir.
Good evening. We're here to inspect your room.
Good evening.
Why are you standing that far away?
Sir,
I feel a little hot.
It's you again.
I think we should inspect this room
more carefully.
Sir,
Zhou Xiao threw away a prohibited item.
What prohibited item?
I didn't throw anything away.
What did you say?
Don't talk nonsense.
By the way, how do you know my name?
I saw it on your bed.
Fanzhou,
you also saw her do that, didn't you?
No, I didn't see that.
Never mind.
Your eyes must have blurred.
We forgive you.
Yes, we forgive you.
Perhaps my eyes blurred just now.
Have a check.
Yes, sir.
Sir,
I didn't find anything prohibited.
Sir,
I didn't find anything prohibited, either.
I don't think there is
any big problem in this room.
Their quilts are folded up very well.
You're not allowed to use high-power electrical appliances.
Do you know that?
Yes, we do.
Keep it in mind.
Okay.
Let's go.
Yes, sir.
Bye, sir.
Why is it always him?
Sir,
I still think
there is a safety hazard in Room 415.
I don't think it's a big deal.
But I really saw that girl
throw out a hair straightener.
With very high power,
it's quite dangerous.
Please note that efforts should be focused on big problems.
Stop picking on them.
Fanzhou,
you also saw that, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Enough.
Let's inspect the next room.
The sooner we finish, the earlier we can go to bed.
Yes, sir.
You're so sweet.
Let's stew pig feet tonight.
Coming.
You're back.
Forgot the key?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Can that really relieve summer heat?
I don't know. The school doctor prescribed it for me.
Oh.
Who moved my things?
They inspected
our room just now.
Before that, I tidied up your table.
I
made your bed.
I took your hair curler
and hid it away.
I'll give it back to you now.
It's stuck. It's stuck.
What's the matter?
It's stuck.
Why is my bed so smelly?
Our quilts should be folded up into a cube as requested,
so I used some hair spray to shape your quilt.
I told her to do that.
How can I sleep under such a smelly quilt?
Sorry.
Just ignore her.
It's my fault.
I shouldn't have told you to do that.
I'm sorry.
Well,
It was a surprise inspection, so I didn't think that much.
Anyway, we did all this for the honor of our room.
All right.
I'm leaving now.
Thank you for your help today.
It's late. Go back and rest.
Goodbye, sir.
Bye.
Fanzhou,
I really saw a prohibited electrical appliance
in Room 415 just now.
Enough.
Let's call it
a day.
I'm leaving, too.
Go back and rest.
Okay.
Wow.
What a spectacular view!
No.
How come someone has this?
I'm just like a scavenger.
Let me see in this way.
Why is it you again?
Have you stopped writing novels
and begun to peep at others?
No.
I just found it on the lawn.
What are you doing here?
I'm walking, of course.
Really?
Yes.
What are you doing here?
You...
Is that...?
You,
go to the Security Office with me.
Ma'am, I...
Ma'am,
it's not what you think.
Let me explain.
Pick them all up.
I'll check later.
Now I understand.
Each time after they inspect the dorm,
I find rubbish all over the lawn.
Today, I've finally caught you two.
Go ahead.
Wow.
They moved so fast.
What a speed!
What if they picked up my stuff too?
It can't be that bad.
Do you want to get that?
Yeah.
It's over there.
Be quick.
Step aside,
or I can't reach it.
Okay.
Sorry.
That's a long scar.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Today,
we will play a small game for physical training.
Xiao,
I wish I can die right now.
It's nothing but military training.
Don't make a fuss.
Stop whispering.
Rock climbing is in the training program every year.
You have nothing to complain about.
If you don't believe me,
you can ask your senior schoolmate.
Zhao Fanzhou.
Sir!
Tell them.
Yes, sir.
It's true.
What's your score?
Sir,
I forget.
Try it again, and you will know it.
Did I say it aloud?
Yes, you did.
Zhao Fanzhou.
Sir!
Someone asked you
to try it again.
Come on. Get ready.
One,
two,
three.
Start!
His movements are very standard.
Watch carefully.
Keep your arm straight.
Pivot on your feet.
Relax your body.
He looks so cool!
Under his uniform
must be a muscular body.
I'll take a wild guess.
What guess?
He might have a criminal record.
32 seconds.
It's a good score.
Next,
let's start today's formal training.
Fanzhou,
will you return home during the National Day holiday?
We can go back together.
No, I won't.
But your mom...
I'm too tired.
At the thought that we're going to do frog jumps in the afternoon,
I'd like to commit suicide by biting off my tongue right now.
Can you take away
my soul after you die?
Thank you.
Who will take away your soul?
You're so boring.
Sit down.
How could you eat
before I come?
Don't you feel ashamed to let me treat you?
Hello.
I'm Cai Yasi,
Zhou Xiao's buddy.
Oh.
Hello. I'm Luo Wei,
Zhou Xiao's roommate.
Ah,
you're her roommate.
Zhou Xiao must have made much trouble for you.
She has
a lot of strange ideas
and reacts too slowly.
Please be tolerant of her.
What are you talking about?
Who spends all money on game equipment
and comes to his friend to scrounge food?
What a coincidence! You haven't eaten yet.
Just forget that.
Sorry,
I have a backup copy.
All right.
Zhou Xiao,
if you must talk in that way,
you will be so dead.
What are you going to do?
Nothing. Have your lunch.
Don't look at it.
You...
Look.
What's this?
Let me take a look.
This is a big pig foot.
I have to go back to the lab.
Enjoy your meal.
I...
Stop!
Don't zoom in on my nostrils.
Don't!
I've seen that.
I don't care.
Anyhow, they've all seen that.
Please don't try to talk with us.
Thank you.
Turn it off.
No.
Who is she?
She is the representative of us freshmen.
I saw her photos on the campus forum.
Is she your enemy?
No.
I'll delete it.
Go ahead. I have a backup copy.
Look straight ahead.
Don't move.
Stand up!
Zhu Lu,
do you need to take a rest?
No, sir.
Squat down!
Stand up!
Our instructor was too strict today.
He ordered us to do so many frog jumps.
I can't even feel my legs now.
Exactly.
I have an idea.
Thanks.
Revenge me.
How is that?
I feel like I was stepping on air.
So cool! I want it, too.
I want it, too.
Five yuan for each one.
What's the fuss? Keep it down!
It's so noisy.
Can't we talk in our own room?
Zhu Lu, we've tolerated your bad manners for a long time.
You're always so mean.
Why should we tolerate it?
Because I'm your roommate.
You don't like me.
Is that so obvious?
You're isolating me.
I will change my room.
I will change all of you!
Great! Go and say it to the dorm keeper.
I won't go.
Then I will go.
Wait. Wait.
There's something wrong with her.
Let me see.
Zhu Lu?
Do you know...
... who you are?
Zhu Lu?
Who is Zhu Lu?
Is Zhu Lu
a little deer?
Do you know who I am?
Be careful!
I'm a little deer.
Yes, you are.
You're a little deer.
-Be careful! -Mind the step!
Be careful! Be careful!
Go, my horse.
Go, go, go. I'm moving.
Speed up!
Okay. Speed up.
My feet hurt!
What's wrong with her?
Who made her mad?
Do you think
I was too hard on her just now?
As I observed,
she didn't seem quite herself
before your quarrel.
What on earth happened to her?
She just kept saying
she was
a little deer.
Doctor, what's wrong with my roommate?
Here is the lab test report.
There's nothing wrong with her.
She just
got drunk.
What?
Seriously?
We're in military training every day.
How could she have time to drink?
I've read her medical record.
Yesterday, she came to the campus hospital,
and the doctor prescribed Huoxiang Zhengqi Oral Liquid for her.
Did she drink it?
Yes, she did.
I saw her
drink it yesterday.
So it must be the medicine that made her drunk.
There's nothing wrong with her.
She can leave after she wakes up.
I see.
Take care of her.
Okay. Thank you.
The medicine could even make her drunk.
Unbelievable.
I was so scared.
Who is this?
Little Deer?
Wei?
Go and take a look.
Little Deer seems awake.
Okay.
What did you call her?
Little Deer.
Who is Zhu Lu?
Is she a little deer?
How dare you call her that?
Her lofty image has collapsed
in front of me.
I'm not afraid of her now.
She, she is awake.
Are you Okay?
Where, where am I?
The doctor said you got drunk after taking Huoxiang Zhengqi Oral Liquid.
Sorry to trouble you.
Don't you remember anything?
No, I don't.
Actually, it was no trouble at all.
After you got drunk,
you tried so hard to take off your clothes
that none of us could stop you.
No, I didn't do that.
I just pulled...
... your...
hair.
So you remember everything.
Little Deer.
You're so boring.
Eyes right!
Eyes front!
Goose step!
One!
Croak.
Tao Ling,
stop croaking.
Must you use your mouth to do frog jumps?
Sir,
I'm too tired.
I can't jump any longer if I don't have some fun.
Croak.
You're eloquent.
But what matters in military training is perseverance instead of eloquence.
Zhou Xiao is working much harder than you.
Sir,
I'm not working hard.
I'm just...
... too tired to croak together with her.
Croak.
All right.
Take a rest.
I'll use my exhausted body
to secure your rest time.
Rest for ten minutes,
and jump 100 meters forward again.
Sir, you're so cruel.
You got up.
You...
... got... up... too.
It really hurts.
What happened to you guys?
Our legs hurt.
Do they hurt so badly?
Our instructor
made us move
300 meters forward while doing frog jumps.
It's caused by lactic acid accumulated in muscles after exercise.
Don't worry.
As long as you continue the military training,
the pain
will disappear completely.
Little Deer,
please stop taking pleasure in our misfortune.
Attack!
Stay there!
My ankle! My ankle!
Yes, yes.
It hurts here.
You mean both legs?
Yeah.
Here, Little Deer.
My ankle, my ankle.
Higher a little. Higher a little.
Yes, yes.
Higher a little. And my knees.
-It hurts. -My knees.
Oh, my.
Hold on.
I can do it.
Zhou Xiao!
What's the matter?
Cai Yasi, pick it up!
Okay. Mind your manners.
Zhou Xiao,
are you mad?
How dare you talk to me like that?
Buddy,
my legs are too painful to bend.
Do you know why your legs hurt so badly?
Because you don't get enough exercise at ordinary times.
Do you know?
I don't know.
Give it to me.
So you should work harder.
Go for it.
Cai Yasi, when I get well,
I will kick you so deep into the wall
that nobody can pull you out.
Zhao Fanzhou,
well,
can you help me pick up my hat?
Are you sure?
Forget it. I can do it myself.
You can leave.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
He smiled at me?
Why did he smile at me?
I'm so scared.
Is he mad?
At ease!
Today is
the last day of your military training.
I hope you can cheer up
and make it to the end.
In the morning,
we will carry out a radio direction finding drill.
In the afternoon, we will hold the commendation meeting.
After that,
this year's military training
will come to a successful close.
Wonderful!
All freshmen
search the back hill in the school.
You should work in groups of five
and set off in eight batches
every half an hour.
Those who fail to find
the hidden radio station within half an hour
lose the game.
As a result, their military training credit will be halved.
Sir,
everything goes well in the drill.
Are you Okay?
What are you doing?
Checking if you're injured.
A fall
can't cause severe injury.
A blow to the head
can lead to a cerebral concussion
or hemorrhage.
Their clinical manifestations include retrograde amnesia,
brief comas,
headaches,
nausea
and vomiting.
In more severe cases,
the patient will have...
Well,
please examine me immediately.
Right, right here.
Tell me,
can my brain be treated with pig brain?
Now I
particularly want to eat roasted brain flower.
Don't, don't laugh.
I find your smile really creepy.
Is there anything wrong with me?
Let me examine you carefully.
Don't move.
Be gentle.
Just there.
Zhao Fanzhou,
a student got hurt at the exit of the back hill.
Go and check.
Roger that.
Hey,
didn't you say I might have a cerebral concussion?
Where are you going?
You?
You're all right.
I'm all right.
Why do you have two intercoms?
Sorry,
I thought you would catch it.
It's your friend's.
Please give it back to her.
Are you mad?
It's mine.
How did you get it?
It's broken.
It, it wasn't me.
Does that representative of freshmen
hate you?
What?
Good afternoon, everyone.
I'm Jia Yichun, a freshman of 2016
from the Department of Psychology.
I'm honored
to make a speech here on behalf of all freshmen.
I'm sorry
for almost making your credit halved.
Never mind. We found the radio station at last,
thanks to Cai Yasi's excellent performance.
As a computer genius,
he is really amazing.
Exactly.
What counts is the result instead of the process.
It also helps us
make clear what we should do
in the upcoming college life.
Look.
In this year's military training...
(Your speech sucks.)
Who did that?
I don't know.
It's so cool.
Xiao, what are you looking at?
Nothing.
It's not him.
Who did that then?
(Next Episode) We're waiting for all literary talents.
I'm here to ask the Programming Association
about our investigation into the hacker.
Let me find the hacker for you.
I've found a way to draw the hacker out.
You have found the hacker?
So it's really you who did that.
She didn't do it.
You are mistaken.
♪Sunshine falls into the wind's arms.♪
♪A breath of sweet air drifts over.♪
♪Since the day I met you,♪
♪I have learned that a view is only fine when you are part of it.♪
♪Taking in your feelings quietly.♪
♪Perhaps a step back should be taken to get closer.♪
♪Thank you for building a pure friendship with me.♪
♪You will find love eventually.♪
♪How lucky I am to know you while I'm young.♪
♪You leave me with wonderful memories to be remembered.♪
♪Wherever you go in the future,♪
♪I will stay with you and support you until the end.♪
♪I would be happy to see you happy.♪
♪He tolerates my willfulness.♪
♪Thank you for building a pure friendship with me.♪
♪I will find love eventually.♪
♪How lucky I am to know you while I'm young.♪
♪You leave me with wonderful memories to be remembered.♪
♪Wherever you go tomorrow,♪
♪I will stay with you and support you until the end.♪